Herman the Hoe Man

In my head, I can make Herman sound like Hoe Man. I use a voice I associate with old cartoons. That high pitched "Scram" voice that sounds more like "Scwam."

Because I prefer video games as my primary form of entertainment, they sometimes influence my fantasies. For instance, when my life ends I imagine reviewing my Life Fact Sheet, before pushing "Continue" of course. On that fact sheet will be a statistic. Money Made Per Swing Hoeing.

I once figured my Money Made Per Shovel on a construction job as $0.03.